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Play The Random Old Skool Name Generator Game (the names have been changed to protect the lino-scent)

You too could replace your boring old bog standard name with something more Wu-Tang-esque... Here's how it works: Choose a random three digit number. Then take the words from each of the pools provided in sequence. You now should have successfully generated your very own treble barreled hot shot name, for instance if you chose 941 = Prince Disco Nice - Yeeeaah Bwooy/Girrrrl! All that's left is to put on your dads Cazales shades (Run DMC stylee), fat lace your sneakers and slip on your mums Lee jeans and you is ready for a break-dance-party!

Pool 1
0. Fresh
1. Super
2. Maestro
3. Cool
4. MC
5. Smooth
6. King
7. Miss
8. Grand
9.Prince

Pool 2
0. Kid
1. Ice
2. Fat
3. Big
4. Disco
5. Fresh
6. Daddy
7. Master
8. (Your 1st initial)
9. Imperial

Pool 3
0. Rock
1. Nice
2. Love
3. Money
4. Flash
5.(Your 1st initial)
6. Dog
7. Def
8. Funk
9. Fresh

With huge thanks to Fat Lace magazine.

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