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DJ Lord Ant B's Gimme 5 Fresh 'n' Fruity Venues

Cherry Jam / 58 Porchester Road, Royal Oak, W2 / Mon to Sat, 7pm - 1.30am / Free b4 10pm
Opened in 2002 by Ben ‘Everything But The Girl’ Watts Cherry Jam remains West London's leading intimate 120-capacity club / bar, a social hub and casual restaurant / watering hole for a clued up kind of crowd. It has played host to a whole ‘jar of stars’ including The Libertines, British Sea Power and Beth Orton to name but a few. Spreading the underground club vibe where the music flava is predominately House, are a series of hip ’n’ happening nights including Britalian (electro and italo), Outer national (global grooves), Hotel (Berlin future), Handbags & Hats (funky; Cilla Black headgear is essential) and Blowin’ Ease (deep house). They often have art exhibitions and special film screenings too.
The Cherry on the Top!

Mango Landin’ / 40 St Mathews Road, Brixton, SW2 / Mon to Sat, 9pm - 1am / Free
Mango landin’ is the only place in Brixton where the sun shines all year. It is an urban oasis of delight, just off the beaten track but a stone’s throw from the heat of Brixton, which replaced the old Babushka bar. It is a place where you will find an eclectic posse of people enjoying the mix of great taste tingling food, fab cocktails that pack a party punch + music mischief and conversation. There is a regular program of events - Tango at Mango classes on Monday nights, a quiz on the first Tuesday of the month, plus a series of themed parties which recently included a carnival inspired Summer Ball. Alternatively you can wind down and checkout their chess sets as the Deejays get ready for another rewind, spinning all the platters that matter including double doses of Ska, Samba, Reggae, Roots, Mambo and Afro beat.
Mango Madness!

Pineapple / 51 Leverton Street, Kentish Town, NW5
This is a well regarded local (tucked away amongst the pastel shaded houses) that has been kept open by a recent campaign led by regulars Rufus Sewell, Jon Snow (Channel 4 news) and even the Mayor himself Ken Livingstone! After the landlord died, his daughter was nearly duped into allowing the place to be converted into offices and flats by greedy property developers. Built in 1868, the pub is now Grade II listed. It derives its name from the fact that pineapples, then a real rarity (way before pineapple rings came in a can) were seen as a symbol of generosity and hospitality. Inside two small rooms adjoin the bar, and a pleasant William Morris wallpapered conservatory, leading to a lovely little garden area. There is also a beautiful carved wood and etched mirror backed bar, whilst the rest of the pub is adorned with pineapple memorabilia including lamps, kitsch towels, hooks, Del boy style ice buckets; you name it, they’ve pineappled it.
The Pina-Colada Palace!

The Pear Tree / 14 Margravine Road, Barons Court, W6 / Mon to Sat, 11am - 11pm / Free
I must confess I haven’t been to this neck of the woods (wood, pear, tree … get it?) for a while. But they used to sell really strong Scandinavian brewed bottles of Pear Cider that would shoot you side ways. The pub has three distinctive areas, the front area – good for meeting mates, the bar area – chat to total strangers, and a rear chill out area. Entertainment wise there is a pool table, a darts board and one of those new fangled, flashing lights, whirring, never paying out until the local one armed bandit steps up and gets all the ‘ker-ching, ker-ching Jackpot', otherwise known as ‘Fruit machines’!
A Nice Pear!

The Banana Store / 1 Cathedral Street, London Bridge, SE1 / Mon to Sat, 11am - 11pm / Free
Formerly the Old Borough Market Trustees Building circa 1897. The basement was used as a banana store where the unripe bananas from the West Indies were stored after unloading from the nearby port. Because borough market is on their door stop, you can always expect a mouth watering menu with the freshest fish, fruit, meat and vegetables. Although they keep a well stocked bar of all the classics one thing missing is the old South African banana beer which, believe me, is worth seeking out (normally so strong they only serve it in half measures). Alternatively, see below for a DIY suggestion.
Top Banana!

Make Mine a Pint of … Banana Beer (Aka Jungle Juice)
Ingredients:
5 unripe bananas, mashed
5 spoons of sugar
Juice from 5 lemons
Half pint of water
Instructions:
Mix together and freeze. Fill a pint glass with the frozen mixture and add a poison of your choice, such as ginger ale.

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