4 - 17 Aug 2006
issue eighty

 

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Getting distracted

 
 


I wonder what life would be like as an international sports star. A glamourous, trophy winning runner. I've been having visions of a new life. Quit slaving at a desk all day, and spend the day in shorts and a vest, pounding the city streets. And that's where the vision comes crashing down. London is many things, but it's hardly a sports mecca.

For one, the city is polluted, and there are just so many people. Most of the time the streets are too crowded to run on. Even the big parks are a hazard on a hot day.

But I have come to conclude that this is not the main problem. The problem is that there are too many distractions. I was recently asked what I do to have fun. Drinking, dinner, and running were my first thoughts. It's hard to do well at one, without ruining the others. I can give up for a while, but I'm a Croydon girl at heart, and the G&Ts are calling.

There are also all of the other exotic, wonderful distractions of the city - galleries, gigs, festivals, films, dancing, museums, talks, shows... When it comes to training, the competition is just too tough.

I love this city, but it is my downfall on the road to sports superstardom.

chris / editor
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Trackers - Ahlam Shibil
Max Wigram Gallery, 99 New Bond Street, W1 / Bond Street tube / Mon to Fri, midday - 6pm and Sat, midday - 5pm / Until Sat 16 Sep / Free

Amidst the vulgarity of Bond Street's 'loadsamoney' shops and snooty rich people there is currently something of greater importance, richly contrasting with its surroundings and all the more outstanding therefore. Trackers is an exhibition of 85 photographic prints, some colour, some black and white, which serve to document the lives of young Palestinian men. Or at least Palestinian is what cartographic geography would call them. More specifically they are Palestinians of Bedouin decent who live in Israel, who are not Jewish and who have joined the Israeli Army's boarder patrol units voluntarily. Some of the photographs encompass middle and long distance while others are close ups. Shibil is not the first person to use this technique but that doesn't diminish from its effectiveness - the distance shots show soldiers, armed manifestations of sides of a political conflict, while the close-ups show people; someone's son, brother, friend.

In the 1970's a Rabbi whose name I have no chance of remembering (I cut out a newspaper article so that I would be able to cite him for this point but I can't even remember where I've put the cutting) gave a lecture at the International Hebrew University in which he suggested that the cause of the continuation of the Arab-Israeli conflict, and of most conflicts for that matter, is that people have been culturally conditioned to see other people as physical manifestations of a trans-personal concept rather than as individual people; people therefore become political ideals with arms and legs instead of another person, potentially your friend. Shibil's contrasting distance shots emphasising uniform and military mechanism contrast strongly with the details of humanity, like catching a nap, smoking a cigarette, writing to family, being photographed next to a picture of loved ones. While this might not be the cheeriest of exhibitions, it is, to some degree, a reminder that our time is not a particularly cheery one. Sadly, I can't imagine that the exhibition will be seen by anyone who is in a position to effect a cease fire (Israeli or Hesbullah military commanders) but Tracker is a contribution, on whatever scale, to public opinion and a contribution in the direction of peacefulness.

 

Between a Rock and a Hard Place - The Stone in Art
Curated by Danny Moynihan / Kenny Schachter Rove, 17 Britannia Street WC1 / Kings Cross tube / Open Mon to Sat, 10am - 6pm / Until Sun 26 Aug / Free

Some shows are collections of work in a similar style, others are collections of work around a similar theme. Rather than the theme being portraiture, politics or landscapes, the theme of this show is stone. Sounds straight forward enough and seeing the exhibition made me wonder why more exhibitions don't examine the substance from which our earth is made.

Something that can't go un-mentioned is the scale of this show - both physically and metaphorically we are invited to travel (quite literally, Kenny Schachter Rove is a very big space) both to other parts of the earth and to different times. The first piece in this show is the documentation of a carving which straight away reminds the viewer that stone carving and symbolism are very ancient. Olafur Eliasson gives us a different take - a desert scene printed on glass.

What we first see is in colour and more or less unremarkable. It is only when we walk past it, en route to the next part of the exhibition, that we see that the back of the image is in black and white. While simple, the effect is like stained glass windows in churches - in the daytime they are dark from the outside and seem illuminated from inside, at night time, they are dark from inside but glow from outside. There is also an Andy Goldsworthy piece and for those impressed by big names, the show also contains work by Damien Hirst, Richard Long and David Hockney. What is also notable about this exhibition is the number and depth of references to rocks and stones in Chinese history and mythology, which give the show a sense of history and, dare I say, weight.

Dark Matter
White Cube, Hoxton Square, N1 / Old Street tube / Open Tue to Sat, 10am - 6pm / Until Sat 9 Sep / Free

Are art exhibitions going to start wearing uniforms? It doesn't seem like very long ago that group shows were literally exhibitions of work that more than one or two artists had made, without any overly pressing need to have a particular theme. Enter the curators, when about six or seven years ago the Curating course at the Royal College of Art, amongst other places, became fashionable, and now seemingly every exhibition which contains the work of more than one person has been 'curated' by someone who calls themselves a 'curator'. This isn't all bad, as a number or responses to a common theme can be enriching and positive. Between a Rock and a Hard Place at Kenny Schachter Rove is a good example of a large number of works which are all connected by one common physical starting point - stone.

Dark Matter, however, seems to have taken that a little bit further. There are a large number of different works by different artists in this show, but they all have one, rather noticeable thing in common. They're all black. Every print is black. Every painting is black. Every sculpture is black. A Cerith Wyn Evans piece is made of neon light tubing, and the neon light tubing is, naturally, black. I don't wish to sound in any way Daily Mail about this. The Cerith Wyn Evans piece is actually a very nice thing. It is the words "And if I don't meet you no more in this world, then I'll meet you in the next one and don't be late, don't be late" from Hendrix's Voodoo Chile. The neon tubing itself emits no 'light' as such but the back of the wording, not painted black, emits what effectively looks like light's shadow, or a shadow of light.

I think it is probably helpful to remember that all of the pieces in their appropriate context are interesting works. What arguably does all of the works a collective injustice is being put together by someone calling him or herself a curator on no grounds other than they are all the same colour. But although the risibility of the exhibition's 'curatorial concept' makes it harder work for the viewer to take each piece seriously, I would suggest that it is still worth the effort as there are some interesting pieces by Gary Hume, Ellsworth Kelly, Andy Warhol and Richard Serra.

60th Anniversary Exhibition
Gimple Fils, 30 Davies Street, W1 / Bond Street tube / Open Mon to Fri, 10am - 5.30pm and Sat, 11am - 4pm / Until Sat 2 Sep / Free

Its nice to know that a (relatively) small gallery can last for 60 years, isn't it? Or is it? On the one hand, an organisation which enables the public to look at original works of art for free is a good thing you'd think. But what if its shows are very, very mediocre?

Any thinking person would guess that New Labour should be an improvement on the relics of Thatcher's government (or perhaps they were better at PR), but 60 years of Tony Blair? When so much of our world seems increasingly hard nosed, isn't it appropriate that galleries, even the posh ones in places like Davies Street, are only as good as their current exhibition? If so, being 60 is something that Gimple Fils might have preferred to keep quiet.

There isn't anything in this at best full, some might say crowded, exhibition which is in any particular way bad - in whatever way value judgments such as good and bad may come across. It's just really quite dull. Katrina, our enchanting and illustrious writer of book reviews, has a rating system for books which considers their readability on the tube. Perhaps this might be the time to introduce something for exhibitions which considers how much of a trek it is worth making to see this exhibition. While some exhibitions are worth travelling to from abroad, some would only fall into a category: 'if you happen to be in town'. Gimple Fils 60th Anniversary Exhibition, I regret to say, falls into a category: 'if you're passing and you're early and could do with killing five minutes'.

Karl Musson is a London based artist.

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Screenings, events and must-see movies, with a handful of reviews thrown in. London cinema at its best.

Don't miss...

Three Times
The latest innovative and classy offering from legendary director Hou Hsiao Hsien follows the lives of three couples, in three different eras, played by the same actors.

The Wind that Shakes the Barley
Ken Loach shakes everyone up with a heart-wrenching and vivid tale of two brothers caught up in the Irish war of independence. Winner of this year’s Palme d’Or at Cannes and causing no end of kerfuffle in some sections of the British press, this is undoubtedly one not to be missed.

Brick
Rian Johnson reinvents film noir for the ipod generation, placing the action in a sun-bleached anonymous American high school. Pacy, stylish and off the wall: a brave gamble that pays off.

Coming up...

To Wed 23 Aug
Portobello Film Festival
Three weeks packed full of independent short film screenings at Westbourne Studios and Inn on the Green. Plus music, art, comedy and other shenanigans. Visit: www.portobellofilmfestival.com for a full programme.

To Sun 6 Aug @ midday
BFI Classic Cartoons / Curzon Soho, Shaftesbury Avenue, W1 / Leicester Square tube
An unusual programme for you; a raft of classic cartoons from Bugs Bunny to a screwball take on Cecil B DeMille.

Sun 6 Aug
Ealing Double / Riverside Studios Cinema, Crisp Road, Hammersmith, W6 / Hammersmith tube
An Ealing Comedy double bill with Whisky Galore and Kind Hearts and Coronets. There is also a Jean Renoir double in the evening (6pm) with The Rules of the Game and La Grande Illusion.

Thu 10 Aug @ 6.30pm
Tideland Q&A / Curzon Soho, Shaftesbury Avenue, W1 / Leicester Square tube
A Q&A with Terry Gilliam follows this exclusive preview of his latest film. A great opportunity to hear from a legendary director.

Thu 10 to Sat 19 Aug @ 9pm (doors 6.30pm)
Film4 Summer Screen / Somerset House, Strand, WC2 / Charing Cross tube / From £12.50
Nine nights in August, one posh building, one big open air cinema screen. The ticket price might be a little pricey, but you do get live music and lovely surroundings, and a programme that includes North by Northwest, Night of the Hunter and Howls Moving Castle. Visit: www.somersethousesummer.org.uk for details.

Sun 13 Aug @ 8pm
Buster Keaton / Riverside Studios Cinema, Crisp Road, Hammersmith, W6 / Hammersmith tube
An evening of silent short classics from the king of silent comedy.

Tue 15 Aug @ 6.15pm
Birds Eye View Summer Tour / Rio Dalston, 107 Kingsland High Street, E8 / Dalston Kingsland train station
Six diverse and innovative short films, and a Q&A with director Laurence Coriat.

Fri 18 Aug
Daleks / Walthamstow Town Square and Gardens, E17 / Walthamstow Central tube / Free
Open air screening of 1960s cult classic Daleks: Invasion Earth starring Peter Cushing, organised by McGuffin Film Society as part of the Walthamstow Arts Festival. Free Daleks, food, drink and live music. Brilliant!

At the NFT in August….
Michael Mann season, with all the thrills, car chases and spills from the master of high concept. Screenings include Manhunter, Heat and Collateral.
Anime season, showing the best in recent anime, from Spirited Away to more adult films.
A tribute to leading classic British director Carol Reed, best known for The Third Man.
A retrospective of actress Carmen Maura and director Pedro Almodovar, one of the best loved screen collaborations in European cinema, now reunited in the upcoming Volver.

Anna is a working class hero, I tell thee.

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DJ LORD ANT B’S TOP 5 THINK FLOYD

Pink Floyd are a British progressive rock band famed for their philosophical lyrics, classic rock compositions, sonic experimentation, amazing album cover art and mind blowing live shows. Here are a series of club nights inspired by them with a particular nod to Syd Barrett - who bless his ‘rainbow’ coloured socks - died recently...

The Secret Door @ The Macbeth, 70 Hoxton Street, N1 / Fri 4 Aug, 8pm - 2am / £5
Sean McLusky (founder of 1234 records and Club Maverick) finds a new home and a new front door! Step inside and catch stonking sets by the likes of Little ’Ans, Trafalgar, Kish Mauve and Boys from Brazil. Rocking the house still further will be DJs Viscount McLusky and The Whoremones.
A sauceful of secrets!

Magic Fingers @ The Spread Eagle, 3 Kingsland Road, E2 / Fri 4 Aug, 10pm - 4am / Monthly / £ree
DJs play along side live drums, vocalists, sax and flute players in this former strip pub. Note slightly inappropriate name!
Careful with that axe, Eugene!

The Acid Gallery @ The Pleasure Unit, 359 Bethnal Green Road, E2 / Sat 5th Aug, 8pm - 2am / £5
The primitively named Phil Istine presents a psych, freak beat garage party. The Psych Clown and Claudio take up their prize position on the decks, plus pumping pleasure will be the ETCs, The Epitones, Mauvaises Machines and Spys like Us.
Alan’s psychedelic breakfast!

Cock 'N' Balls @ Loom Bar, 5 Clipstone Street, W1 / Sat 5 August, 8pm - 2am / £3 (including a free shot of Tequila)
The Camden Slags and Ben Adams of the Lady Leather Machine will play an infectious mix of '60s and '70s junk shop pop, prog rock, northern soul stompers, glam tinged rock and country style belters! All sounds like it should be quite a mouthful!
Young lust!

Our Man Syd @ The Social, 5 Little Portland Street, W1/ Tue 8 Aug, 6pm - 12am / £ree
Take a trip down Arnold Layne as Sonic Cathedral and Original Outsider team up for an interstellar tribute to the recently departed original madcap Pink Floyd front man. It is destined to be a kaleidoscopic evening of music influenced and inspired by Barrett featuring live performances (and Syd covers a plenty) from The Lea Shores, Mr David Viner and Organ Morgan.
Shine on you crazy diamond!

Pink Floyd London land music marks include:

Camberwell College of Art / 65 Peckham Road, SE5
Syd Barrett studied fine art here in 1964.

The UFO Club / 31 Tottenham Court Road, W1(now an Odeon cinema)
This was a famous but short lived club back in the psychedelic sixties. It was originally an Irish dance hall called the Blarney Club .Pink Floyd were the house band in 1966 providing a cyber sonic sound and light show.

The Round House / Chalk Farm Road, NW1
This former train shed was recently restored to the tune of £29.7 million and now hosts Fuerzabruta, a modern dance spectacular from the creators of De La Guarda. Pink Floyd played at the International Times ‘All Night Rave’ in 1966.The night also featured Marianne Faithful dressed as a nun, Paul McCartney disguised as an Arab and a curious art happening by Yoko Ono. There was also a pop art painted Cadillac and a truly giant jelly.

Egerton Court / South Kensington, SW7
The linen cupboard to be precise! Syd would be placed in their when experiencing particularly bad trips and be visited by the likes of Pete Townsend from The Who and Mick from the Rolling Stones.

DJ Lord Ant B is a self proclaimed music phenomenon, a hosting ’n’ a roasting at a variety of different club nights across the capital.

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Fruitstock
The drinks company have again sponsored a weekend of free, fruity fun. The music line-up looks a bit more impressive this year, with the likes of Norman Jay and Arrested Development playing on Saturday evening. There will be yoga classes, a relaxation area, a poetry slam, a dating tent, a farmer's market... a knitting corner. Oh come on, don't be a spoil sport; you must like at least one of those.
Sat 5 and Sun 6 Aug, midday - 9pm / Regent's Park / Baker Street tube (Regent's Park tube is shut)

Carnaval de Pueblo
I'm usually a bit dubious about events dubbing themselves as 'the largest event of its kind in Europe'. WIth one such festival every week, the label soon wears thin. But I'm happy to see a festival in South London, and one that celebrates life even further South, in Latin America. Burgess Park plays host to four stages, celebrating music and dance from South America, with a particular focus on Brazil, the Andes and Reggaeton. There will be a parade from City Hall to the park, where the festival begins at 3. Bring a whistle!
Sun 6 Aug, parade from midday and music from 3pm / Burgess Park, Chumleigh Street, SE5 / Buses from Elephant and Castle tube

Finfest
It doesn't bill itself as anything big and brash. The Finfest is a celebration of local life and local talent. Finsbury Park will be filled with a strong environmental message, with the touring Green Roadshow circus, whilst the community stages showcase new music from locals. There are lots of things for the kids, so no excuse for school holiday boredom.
Sun 13 Aug, 1pm - 8pm / Finsbury Park, N4 / Finsbury Park tube

Chris is full of it (she comes from Croydon).

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THESE ARMS ARE SNAKES
Tue 8 Aug / Underworld, 174 Camden High Street, NW1 / Camden Town tube / £8* / Tickets from www.seetickets.com

JOAN AS POLICE WOMAN
Fri 11 Aug / Spitz, 109 Commercial Street, Spitalfields Market, E1 / Liverpool Street tube / £7* / Tickets from www.wegottickets.com

BANGFACE XXXV: SL2 / DURAN DURAN DURAN / PISSTANK
Fri 11 Aug / Electrowerkz, 7 Torrens Street, EC1 / Angel tube / £9* / Tickets from www.ticketweb.co.uk

* Ticket prices shown don't include booking fee.

Conor can't stop picking at it metaphorically. Damon wishes Conor would stop picking at it literally.

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Got a question about London? Ask away by emailing - editor@londonlostandfound.com.

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I recently read about a local pub in the Shepherd's Bush area, that sits on a corner, has great food, huge big windows and supposedly an amazingly good interesting pub quiz on Monday nights. Can you help?

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Yes. We can. I think you must be referring to the Crown and Sceptre, 57 Melina Road, about a 10 minute walk from Shepherd's Bush tube. The quiz starts at 8.30 every Monday.

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I desperately need to locate some Turkish bread, preferably somewhere in West London. I have searched high and low all through W11 and W2 and all I could find was nan and pitta (pide). In Australia, it is stocked in every supermarket and milk bar and I eat it every day and am suffering from withdrawal!

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If you are wanting to stay in West London, you might get lucky at the fantastic Lebanese supermarket on Upper Berkeley Street (off Edgware Road). They have a fantastic array of freshly cooked breads, along with enough salads, sauces and dips to eat to your heart's content. If you wanted to venture further North, I would suggest Green Lanes, which has a whole variety of Turkish shops along its long and winding road.

Chris is full of it (she comes from Croydon).

 

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For those of you who were hoping that we had given up on the public transport theme, I'm sorry to disappoint. Each of the londonlostandfound team has their specialised subject when it comes to transport. None of us are car owners (yippee!), and everyone has their own secret shortcuts, favourite journeys, and particular grievances.

This week we're hoping that some of you, like us, get teary eyed when thinking about the London Routemaster bus. You remember the ones - the hop on, hop off buses that were put out of service last December (see The Selection 63 for details).

So in order to indulge our memories of the good ol' days, when we could jump with gay abandon from the back of a moving bus, risking life, limb and dignity, the West End Lane bookshop is holding a transport themed evening of readings. The authors of Cross River Traffic (a history of London's bridges) and The Bus We Loved (a history of the Routemaster buses) will be reading from their books, to celebrate publication in paperback.

Travis Elborough's The Bus We Loved holds a special place in our hearts, as winner of the Lost in London Book Award 2005, and what better topic to accompany a book about buses, than a book about bridges? Tickets are only £2.50, and can be booked by going into the shop or phoning: 020 7431 3770.

Thu 7 Sep @ 7.30pm / West End Lane Bookshop, 277 West End Lane, NW6 / West Hampstead tube

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