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You might be a bit concerned about me having your email address. Don’t be. I could sell it to a parasitic e-marketing company who would send you tonnes of spam about rubbish grooming products or not-to-be-missed insurance offers that you’ll never need. I’d make a quick buck and treat myself to a night out at your expense. I could do that, but I won’t. What’s the point? I’ll never make enough to retire on and you’ll never sign up to anything from me again. I’m in it for the long haul and I believe in things like integrity, honesty and fair-dealing. Trust me, I won’t let you down.

Finally, if you want to moan at me, praise me, hang out online or invite me out for a date email editor@londonlostandfound.com. Or just ignore me. I’m used to being overlooked, so it won’t make much difference. Whatever. Oh go on, just a little one. It’ll only take a couple of minutes and it’s in a good cause. It could be the start of a beautiful friendship. I’m not a stalker, by the way – unless you’re Clive Owen, in which case I’m not responsible for my actions, so you’d best not get in touch. Oh please. No. Please. No. You fool, Chris, you fool, you gave it away again.

Chris / Editor

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