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unusual : things to do

A veritable feast of some weird and wonderful things you don't often get to hear about, chosen by londonlostandfound.

unusual : boats

Tired of walking? You can always consider exploring London’s watery highways and byways; there are literally miles and miles of them. The Thames needs no introduction but the rest is still rather hidden, and a bit neglected in places, making it all the more interesting for being unspoiled by development. A canal cruise makes for a different kind of day out, through a ribbon of wild life sanctuaries and hidden gems like the Pirates' Castle and of course the numerous pubs en-route.

There are plenty of river and canal buses but for an unusual day, evening or week-long cruise you could try the narrow-boat Tarporley, named after the town in Cheshire. Based near Kings Cross, Battle Bridge you can hire this ancient canal boat for as long as you want – a few hours or several days. The volunteer crew will do all the work unless you fancy having a go at steering a 70 foot steel bath-tub through the narrow, winding Regent's Canal. The boat has a fully equipped kitchen and a bathroom, but bring your own drinks.

For bookings ring Sally Bowman on 020 7681 7019 or email salbowman@blueyonder.co.uk. Typically a full day on board would be about £156 for the boat, which carries up to twelve passengers, although prices are reduced for charities.

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unusual : cabaret

Whatever happened to Raymond's Revue?

Anyone remember Raymond's Revue Bar? Of course you do. It was only the most famous strip bar in London. But for those of you who like to venture up the back passages of Soho (can you guess where this is going?), you won't be a stranger to the fact that it's gone. But what's this? Something bigger and better has taken it's place!

Well, ok, that wasn't hard. But Too2Much has been gaining a cult following from the 'I'm hotter than you' gay and metrosexual crowd since its glamourpuss gay opening back in June. It's a club, mainly, but also features dancers, singers, magicians, and all manner of performers, both on and off the stage.

Visit their website (www.too2much.com) for a pictures of the stage, revue bar and gorgeous clientele, and don't miss the video clip of their very own 'Too2Much' song. The website listings are a bit out of date, but they have something on most nights. Phone 020 7734 0377 or email cheryl@too2much.com for up to date information on prices and listings.

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unusual : cafes

This week we have carefully selected our favourite five cafes for their quirky design, weird locations, spotless ethics and general strangeness.

Pellici's
Bethnal Green Road, E2 / Shoreditch tube
I have a very big soft spot for greasy spoon caffs. It's incompressible to most. All those fatty foods, stained table tops, sticky plastic chairs... and well, all that artery-clogging grease. But there's something just so comfortable, and uniquely English about drinking a steaming mug of tea and chomping on a big breakfast. If I'm in a mood from a bad break up, or waiting for a terrifying interview, or visiting hospital, I feel instantly calmed by peeling notices about myriad combinations of eggs, bacon and sausages, and other people, who are shutting away the world too. If you are also a lover of this lost corner of London life, the website www.classiccafes.co.uk will be like a cooling balm to your hot sticky limbs.

Bonnington Square Cafe
Bonnington Square, SW8 / Vauxhall tube
The Bonnington Square cafe is something of an urban legend. Basically, it goes like this. There are some people. They live in a big London square. They grow beautiful exotic trees, in a beautiful exotic park, which they love dearly. They invite every-one to come and have a look. And then they cook a cheap vegetarian dinner for every-one. It doesn't sound like London, and I wish I lived there.

Toll Gate Cafe
Archway Roundabout / Archway tube
There are a huge number of cafes in London, many of them serving good food, and many of them in unusual places, but how many of them have both? And how many can you think of that sit on a round-about? The Toll Gate Café is very friendly with artsy decor, garden, reclaimed church chairs, tasty home-cooked, mostly vegetarian food, fresh salads and lots of lovely cakes. The cafe is cheap, with generous servings.

Victoria and Albert Museum
Exhibition Road, SW7 / South Kensington tube
Hidden at the back of the Victoria and Albert Museum, lies a peculiar cafe. The Gamble room is grandly decorated with Victorian tiles, stained glass windows and vast, ornate alcoves. And yet you can buy your decently priced cappuccino and sit at a modern cafe table. Incongruous, and completely beguiling.

Ray's Jazz
Charing Cross Road, W1 / Tottenham Court Road tube
Tucked away on the first floor of Foyles bookshop, Ray's Jazz Cafe is a haven for book shoppers and Sunday strollers alike. You can watch the bustle of Charing Cross Road with a great latte, or munch on a healthy organic sandwich. But the real highlight of the cafe is the live jazz band, who are nestled among the CD racks next to the cafe. There's not much space, but bags of character.

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unusual : cemeteries

So there you are, at home wondering what to do. Needing a place for contemplation, a space to sit down and think, to get away from it all, and to ponder Sartre style about whether there is a reason. Where would you go? We think we might have an answer at londonlostandfound.

Cemeteries in London are not going to be bursting with visitors. So now is your chance to take in some of London's most puzzling and fascinating heritage. The first public cemetery in London was established in 1827 in Kensal Green and these days there are over one hundred cemeteries in London, but we have chosen our six favourites.

Abney Park Cemetery / Stoke Newington High Street, N16 / Stoke Newington tube station
The park includes a forest and is now a designated wildlife reserve. Its famous residents include William Booth, founder of the Salvation Army.

Brompton Cemetery / Fulham Road, SW10 / West Brompton tube
Built to cope with the increase in population in the first half of the nineteenth century, the cemetery offers some fascinating architecture (including a chapel based on St Peter's in the Vatican) and guided tours.

Highgate Cemetery / Swain's Lane, N6 / Archway tube
Probably London's most famous burial ground, known by Londoners and non-Londoners alike. When burial conditions in London became intolerable in the early nineteenth century, Parliament authorised the creation of seven private cemeteries within the periphery of inner London. Of these Highgate was opened in 1839 (the West Cemetery) and extended in 1854 (the East Cemetery). Host to many a famous corpse including Faraday, Karl Marx, George Eliot, and Sir Ralph Richardson.

Kensal Green Cemetery / Harrow Road, W10 / Kensal Green tube
The first cemetery in London houses such famous guests as Isambard Kingdom Brunel, William Makepeace Thackeray and Anthony Trollope.

Nunhead Cemetery / Linden Grove / Nunhead train station
If you don't live in South East London, then you should certainly make a trip down South some time, to visit one of our vast array of fabulous parks, cemeteries and beautiful green spaces. Nunhead Cemetery is perhaps the least known, but most attractive, of the great Victorian Cemeteries of London. Consecrated in 1840, it is also one of the seven great Victorian cemeteries established in a ring around the outskirts of London (see above).

Tower Hamlets Cemetery / Southern Grove / Mile End tube
Some fantastic Victorian tombs exist in this East End wonder, which also serves as a nature reserve.

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unusual : circus

The Circus Space is a rather quirky venue, nuzzling half way between the suited and booted masses of City Road and the rare, trendified air of Hoxton. The managers of this ex power station pull off a tricky juggling act between Cabaret performance stage, acrobatic arena, and circus skills training centre. Oh, and there's also a Trapeze Bar.

The schedule changes frequently, with each cabaret of circus and performance acts appearing for no more than four nights, but the programme features acts chosen carefully from around the world.

Tickets cost £20 (£17.50 for concessions) and can be booked by calling 020 7729 9522 or by visiting The Circus Space, Coronet Street, N1.

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unusual : dating

No, we don't mean the dry, shriveled fruits. We're talking about dating London stylee.

Have you ever been desperate to meet that new boy or girl, and prove yourself as the fabulous beauty that you truly are, but just don't know where to go? Have you been looking for that special place that says 'Hey look at me, intelligent, sexy and knows about cool things to do in London'? Are you looking for something fun to re-inspire you and your partner? Well, forget the standard Tate gallery and dinner disasters, and try a new way.

5 dates you never thought would work

For those who like dressing up
Poker is the next big thing in London, and doesn't have to be the preserve of dinner suited cigar smoking gangsters. There are plenty of casinos in London that cater for girls as well as old boys, and many of them have handy restaurants for a pre gambling nibble, offering you the chance to ask those all important bad habit questions.
Connoisseur Club / 2 Kensington High Street / 020 7603 1155
Gala Casino / 61-66 Russell Square / 020 7833 1881
Colony Club / 24 Hertford Street, W1 / 020 7495 5000

For those who like dressing down
How about showing off your physical prowess by getting your new play mate to try a new sport? Getting your endorphins going is a sure way to show off the positive side of your character and gives you a chance to see just how fit your date is. But be careful folks, boys don't always look their best in Lycra leggings...
Indoor climbing / Mile End climbing wall / Haverfield Road, E3 / 020 8980 0289
Kayaking / Clapham Leisure Centre / Clapham Manor Street / 020 7350 0086
Diving / London Dive Centre / 15 Angerstein Business Park, Horn Lane, Greenwich / 020 8293 4090

For those who like woolly hats
You probably haven't been ice-skating since you were 15, but it's not just for sickly sweet American teen movies. Think of it as an excuse to wear all your favourite clothes at once. And you will be so busy trying to stay horizontal, you won't need to worry about how to sound glamorous without telling too many fibs.
Streatham Ice Rink / 386 Streatham High Road, SW16 / 020 8769 7771
Marble Arch Ice Rink / Marble Arch, W1A / 0870 850 8885

For those who can't keep their feet on the floor
Why not take some flying lessons, try a parachute jump, or learn to para glide. You will either make your partner fall desperately in love with your bravery and daring. Or you will never see them again. Go on, take the risk!
Into the Blue at Biggin Hill Airport / 01959 578 101

For those who want to take the road less travelled
How about a date that has no place, no purpose and no reason other than getting to know your new friend? Meet in the street, find a bench, have a chat, and watch the world go by. It's cheap, it's easy and you really will find out what you're both made of. Simple huh?

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unusual : dog-o-matic

Yes, you read it right, we're talking about the world's only automatic dog wash, situated in our very own Hampstead. The theory goes that you're out on the Heath with your mutt, and suddenly fancy a pint, but are worried about the muddy paws and gruff stares from other punters. And that's where the Spaniard Inn (Spaniard Lane, Hampstead) comes in, with the dog wash. So there we have it: your dog's happy, your landlord's sorted and you get a pint.

And for more dog friendly pubs why not try the Doggie Pubs website www.doggiepubs.org.uk/redirect.php/14.

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unusual : escapes

Need somewhere in the bustling city to retreat and wile away some hours? Look no further...

The Phoenix Garden / Covent Garden tube
Sandwiched between soulless city boy apartment blocks, this well-tended patch of green tucked behind the Covent Garden Odeon is a real surprise. A favourite sandwich munching spot for local media types at lunchtime, by mid afternoon the twin towers of St Giles and Centre Point overlooking the flower-flecked walls are the only reminder that you are still in the heart of the West End. This attractive, obviously much loved space, reveals a community spirited residential side of Covent Garden that it’s easy to forget exists.

Bloomsbury Square / Russell Square tube
Behind the British Museum, a short walk from the bustle of Tottenham Court Road, this elegant square has a timeless quality. Far smaller and less stately than Russell Square, and shielded on all sides by attractive Georgian houses, the occasional glimpse of a double-decker is the only indication that this is part of 21st century London. Gains extra points – with kids and with UCL students - for boasting a pair of those huge wobbly wooden snails in the children’s play area.

South Bank Book Market / Waterloo tube
A South Bank institution. Outside the NFT tables of second-hand books nestle with their spines sun-fading in the open air. Recent popular literary titles are filed beside well-thumbed textbooks and clusters of yellowing Penguin classics. Buskers busk and the ever-present skateboarders do their thing beneath the Queen Elizabeth Hall. A place to treasure now that the dusty basement emporiums of Charing Cross Road are dwindling. Best browsed with no specific title in mind.

St Giles Churchyard, Wilson Street, SE5 / Denmark Hill train station or bus
In this surprisingly sedate corner amidst the fried chicken outlets of Camberwell, the graves have been cleared aside to create a small walled park. The tombstones remain however, arranged on the outskirts, their weathered inscriptions (“here lie the remains of Isabella, 1809-1837…”) testament to a time when Camberwell had yet to be fully absorbed by the Big Smoke.

Hampstead Heath / Hampstead tube
A predictable choice but still the best place to go when you feel like leaving the city without actually *gasp* leaving the city. Overheard, on more than one occasion: “Hey, it really is healthy.”

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unusual : fish

If, like me, you love eating seafood but feel a shiver of fear at the thought of actually working out how to cook the stuff, you could probably do with some lessons from the Billingsgate Seafood Training School. Based in London's famous fish market, which has been running since the 1300s, you can learn how to cook all kinds of fish and seafood, with full day, half day and evening courses. Course fees start at £30 for a taster evening class (with a chance to try your prepared dish) and many of the classes include a tour of the market.

For details of course dates and times, and to watch clips from the courses (my favourite is the one about the shark) visit: http://www.seafoodtraining.org.

Or if you still don't fancy getting your hands dirty, get some-one else to cook for you. According to Jamie Oliver, George's Portobello Fish Bar is the best fish and chip shop in town (well, in West London anyway). So ditch the GI new year's resolution, and get some grease into you!
George's Fish Bar, 329 Portobello Road, W10

If you know of a better fish bar in London, let us know. Email editor@londonlostandfound.com.

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unusual : japan

The Japanese are not one of London’s most visible minorities, but there is still a thriving community here. If you want your bit of the Orient without leaving Leyton, here are a few suggestions:

Asahiya Shoten / Oriental City, 399 Edgware Road, NW9 / Colindale tube
The largest Japanese bookshop in Europe, and the only place for your manga needs.

Japanese Gallery / 23 Camden Passage, Angel N1 / Angel tube
The Japanese Gallery is hosting a free Secrets of a Geisha exhibition. Get your original and reproduction ukiyo-e woodblock prints here.

Japan Centre / 212 Piccadilly, W1J / Piccadilly Circus tube
Want to know how to prepare sushi without poisoning yourself and your loved ones? The Japan Centre is your one-stop shop for all things Japanese. The Centre even has its own sushi academy running courses in maki and nigiri / sashimi. You can also get Japanese food, magazines, books and music here.

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unusual : greece

With Athens hosting the Olympics and Greece’s surprise victory in Euro 2004, last year was very much a Greek year. The Greek community is one of London’s oldest, so start by visiting the glorious Greek Orthodox cathedral of St Sophia in Moscow Road, Bayswater (Bayswater tube).

See a different side to the East End by taking an afternoon stroll through what might be London’s own Olympic village. The Lee Valley walk stretches 50 miles from Luton to Bow, with the London section from Bow to Enfield taking in Tottenham, Walthamstow, Hackney, Stratford and even the Big Brother house! See www.leevalley-online.co.uk/leisure/walks/leavalleywalk.htm for details.

Why not round off the evening by raising a glass of ouzo at one of the following London eateries.

Beotys
79 Saint Martins Lane, Covent Garden WC2 / Leicester Square tube
A top venue for a posh night out.

Andy’s Taverna
81a Bayham Street NW1 / Camden Town tube
An ambient courtyard and quality food.

Greek Valley
130 Boundary Road NW8 / Kilburn Park or Maida Vale tube
Live music, dancing and plate smashing on Friday nights.

Vine Leaves
71 Uxbridge Road W12 / Shepherd's Bush tube
A much recommended, small, family-run restaurant.

Vineyard Taverna
3-5 Camberwell Grove SE5 / bus 12, 35, 36, 40, 42, 45, 68, 171, 176, 185, 345, 468 or 484 to Camberwell
A friendly restaurant where you can stuff yourself silly on great quality meze.

Notice how we didn’t mention plane spotting once…

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unusual : farms

It's that fluffy, cuddly time of year again, when spring is springing, bunnies are hopping all over town (stay with me), and lambs are frolicking in the grass. Yes, I know it doesn't sound much like London, but it could be, with 16 city farms to chose from, now is the perfect time to pay a visit to see the little lambs. Here are our favourite five:

Mudchute City Farm / Pier Street, Isle of Dogs, E14 / 0207 515 5901 / Mudchute DLR
This is the largest city farm in Europe, and you can see all kinds of farm life, with the Docklands skyscrapers looming in the background.

Vauxhall City Farm / Tyers Street, Vauxhall, SE11 / 0207 582 4204 / Vauxhall tube
A small oasis of calm in an area of London full of traffic, noise and pollution.

Kentish Town City Farm / 1 Cressfield Close Camden, NW5 / 0207 916 5421 / Kentish Town tube
Camden isn't just about gigs and grunge.

Brooks City Farm / Skeltons Lane Park Walthamstow, E10 / 0208 539 4278 / Walthamstow Central tube
A little peace in North East London.

Hackney City Farm / 1a Goldsmiths Row Hackney, E2 / 0207 729 6381 / Cambridge Heath train station
Hackney has plenty of lovely green spaces, and this is one of them with the added bonus of lots of creatures to pet.

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unusual : markets

Have you been looking for a bargain? Do you need to find something a bit different for your loved one? As always, londonlostandfound.com is here to help with our amazing guide to free markets (and we are not talking economics).

The best place for organic food....
Borough market, Borough High Street, SE1 / Fridays 12 to 6 pm and Saturdays 9am to 4pm

The best place for cheap books....
South bank (in front of the NFT), SE1 / Every day - 9am to 5pm

The best place for cheap cigarettes....
Brick Lane market, E1 / Sundays 8am to 2pm (but we didn't tell you)....

The best place for fair trade products....
St Mary's Church Crypt, Upper Street, Islington, N1 / First Saturday of every month - 11am to 4pm

The best place for cheap clothes....
Deptford market, Deptford / Wednesday, Friday and Saturday 9am to 5pm

The best place for trendy clothes....
Portobello Road market, Notting Hill, W10 / Friday 7am to 4pm, Saturday 8am to 5pm and Sunday 9am to 4pm

The best place for things that smell good....
Spitalfields Market, Commercial Street, E1 / Monday to Friday 11am to 3pm and Sunday 10am to 5pm

The best place for jellied eels....
Brick Lane market, E1 / Sundays 8am to 2pm

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unusual : museums

Museums are one of the things that attract so many tourists to London, but I am sure even Londoners do not know about all of these four rather peculiar museums across London:

In the East...

Dr Johnson's House / 17 Gough Square, EC4 / Blackfriars tube / 020 7353 3745 / £4 / Open Mondays to Saturdays, 11am - 5pm
Have a peek at the house where the first English dictionary was written, complete with period fixtures and fittings and the wonderfully named 'withdrawing room' (we all need one of those!).

In the North...

London Canal Museum / 12-13 New Wharf Road, W1 / King's Cross Station / 020 7713 0836 / £3 / Open Tuesdays to Sundays, 10am - 4.30pm
Although waterways are no longer a feature of London living, there is a rich and fascinating history at this museum of canals.

In the South...

The Old Operating Theatre and Herb Garret / 9a St Thomas Street, SE1 / London Bridge tube / 020 7955 4791 / £4.25 / Open daily, 10.30am - 5pm
Welcome to the gory world of medicine before anesthetics were invented. Not for the faint hearted.

In the West (almost!)...

Dickens House Museum / 48 Doughty Street, WC1 / Russell Square tube / 020 7405 2127 / £5 / Open Mondays to Saturdays, 10am to 5pm and Sundays 11am to 5pm
One of the many places Charles Dickens lived, but this house was where he wrote some of his finest, including Oliver Twist and Pickwick Papers.

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unusual : poetry

Yes, I know it sounds a bit soppy going to a poetry night.... all those flowers and frills. Poetry has always been seen as a bit of a niche market, with critics staying well away. But it seems that the critics are missing out on a trick here, in their need to be doing what's cool and fabulous. Performance poetry in London includes rapping, singing, talking, raging, and revolting, and we at londonlostandfound.com never shy away from a chance to try something a bit different, so here we go with some places to see poetry in town....

CENTRAL

Poetry Cafe, 22 Betterton Street, Covent Garden, WC2 / 020 7420 9887 / Covent Garden tube
There is something on most days (although it's closed on Sundays), with tickets between £2 and £4

EAST

The Foundry, 94-96 Great Eastern Street, (corner of Old Street) / 020 7739 6900 / Old Street tube
Welcome to WormWorld is a free open mic. night every Sunday at 8pm.

NORTH

The Klinker, 107A Culford Rd, N1 / Dalston Kingsland train station
We've featured this crazy bar before, but thought it deserved another mention. The line-up includes, music, art and poetry events every Tuesday and Friday. Tickets between £2 and £4..

WEST

Pitshanger Poets, The Questors Theatre, 12 Mattock Lane, Ealing, W5 / 020 8567 3233 / West Ealing train station
The poetry workshops start in the bar every Tuesday at 8pm.

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unusual : pool

Are you feeling as if London is a bit too clean and comfortable for you at the moment? Are you in need of late night entertainment of a seedier sort that doesn’t involve parting with vast amounts of cash or looking at naked women? Why not try one of London’s many late night pool and snooker halls? If you don’t mind the dingy lighting, sticky floors and general air of depravity you can enjoy a night’s entertainment for very little cash (the clubs normally charge about £4 for a whole hour on the table!).
Our top four nights on the baize are:

EAST
Eastenders / 223 Whitechapel Road, E1 / Whitechapel tube / 020 7377 5623 / £5 for one year’s membership
Love the name, love the venue. The joint is open from midday to midnight, but unlike the other clubs there’s no bar, although fantastically you can take your own booze. Thumbs up for a messy night in the East End!

NORTH
Kings Cross Snooker Club / 275 Pentonville Road, N1 / Kings Cross tube / 020 7278 7079 / £10 for one year’s membership
Judging by its location this could be a great place to watch a very interesting clientele. It’s one of very few snooker clubs to be open 24 hours a day, every day, so if you ever get the urge at 3am on a Tuesday you’ll know where to go.

SOUTH
Camberwell Snooker / 315-317 Camberwell New Road, SE5 / Denmark Hill train station / 020 7703 0501 / Free membership but ID needed
It had to be Camberwell for the favourite South London snooker dive. I have never dared to cross the boarded up ramshackle building, but have it on good authority that if you are looking for a night with the depraved and despondent of Sourf London you will not be disappointed. It’s open 24 hours at the weekends and until 6am in the week, so watch out for those insomniac Camberwell Art College students!

WEST
Chiswick Snooker Club / 111 Power Road, W4 / Gunnersbury tube / 020 8995 8706 / £20 for one year’s membership
A slightly more up market affair as you would guess from West London, although don’t expect to see any celebrities.

You can also find clubs on Streatham High Road, Uxbridge Road, Kilburn High Road, Cricklewood Broadway, Wandsworth High Street, Oxford Street, Wimbledon Park Road, Kentish Town Road, Mile End Road and a whole host of other locations, so why not join in the action?

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unusual : pubs

How about an unusually named bar?

Hen and Chickens, 109 St Paul’s Road, opposite Highbury and Islington tube

Queen's Larder (no tittering please) 1 Queen's Square, Bloomsbury, WC1. Russell Square tube.

Bootlaces 596 Lea Bridge Road, Leyton, E10. Walthamstow Central tube.

And the winner of them all: I am the only running footman 5 Charles Street, W1. Green Park tube.

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unusual : restaurants

Not just for the pure of mind and spirit we give you the art of good food and seriously healthy drinking.
The Crown Organic Pub / 223 Grove Road, Victoria Park, E3 / 020 8981 9998 / Mile End or Bethnal Green tube / 8 or 277 buses
This family friendly organic bar and restaurant has understated ambiance, welcoming staff and stylish surroundings over three floors, including the basement toilet area (worth a visit for this alone). Situated on the edge of once royal Victoria Park. Ease yourself in on a Monday night and the entire wine list is half price when taken with food. Both menus are expansive and very very good.

Looking for something further North?
Hackney Central / Amhurst Road Hackney, E8 / Hackney Downs train station
The Lost nightlife renaissance continues here with by far with the best new venue North of Hoxton's mullets. Great food, innovative live music and DJ nights, a developing lounge bar scene, salsa in March? and a cosmopolitan crowd. Set within one of Hackney's more graceful and historical buildings, the former railway station in the centre of Hackney, has been lovingly and responsibly restored to its former glory with one tiny difference, it's a slick operation that does what it says on the bottle.
The manager, Steve (ex Nylon and Leeds) is a very nice man with a mission to bring supreme service, delicious food, music, ambiance and entertainment together under one roof and to Hackney. A great team effort, keeps us going back for more super efficient service, convivial atmosphere and courteous staff.

Asmara Restaurant 386 Coldharbour Lane, Brixton. Fed up with curries and cannelloni? How about trying this fabulous little East African restaurant? The Asmara serves good, authentic Eritrean food (it's where the local Eritrean community go and they would know).

Well not so much unusual, as miraculous… There I was, knocking about in Hoxton, deciding which over priced trendy gastro bar to try, when I happened to spot Hoxtons, a cute little cafe. I went in, ordered a cup of tea and a bagel, and I was charged one pound!!! Yes, that's FIFTY PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA! IN HOXTON! So if you need a good cheap cuppa in the East End, go to 311 Old Street (round the corner from Hoxton Square).

Roundabouts are for life not just for Christmas… There are a huge number of restaurants in London, many of them serving good food, and many of them in unusual places, but how many of them have both? And how many restaurants can you think of that sit on a roundabout? The Toll Gate Café is very friendly with arty decor, garden, reclaimed church chairs, tasty home-cooked, mostly vegetarian food, (bakes, lasagna, rissoles, soups), fresh salads, lots of lovely cakes. The portions are generous and it's cheap! Populated by locals who aren't scared to venture onto the weird Archway roundabout (opposite the Archway Tavern).

Face it kids, you can't eat at Pizza Hut every time you go out. Sometimes you need to try something a little bit out of the ordinary. So how about an Ethiopian restaurant. Some of the finest food you will find...

Axum Ethiopian Restaurant / 266 Wandsworth Road, SW8 / Stockwell tube
Mercato Ethiopian Restaurant / 196 Caledonian Road, N1 / Kings Cross or Highbury and Islington tube
Addis / 42 Caledonian Road, N1 / Kings Cross tube
Lalibela / 137 Fortess Road, NW5 / Tufnell Park tube

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unusual : shops

Anything Left-handed / 57 Brewer Street, W1 / Piccadilly Circus tube
Anything Left-handed has a wealth of gadgets and everyday items designed to make life easier for left-handed people including scissors, pens, kitchen and garden equipment. All staff in the shop are 'lefties'!

Original Soho Bookshop / 12 Brewer Street, Soho, W1 / Leicester Square tube
I suppose I should come clean straight away, and say that, yes, it is in fact a sex shop. BUT it also sells some great new novels at very good prices…. And if you can't get what you want, you are just round the corner from the fantastic discount CD shops on Berwick Street. Mister CD we love you!

Radio Days / Lower Marsh, SE1 / Waterloo tube
Nostalgia in large lumps (mind you, nostalgia is not what was in my day). Radio Days features genuine and repro stuff from the 40s, 50s and 60s. Marvellous costume jewellery, piles of magazines, some splendid 'spiv' ties and an assortment of period bits and bobs. I've used it any number of times to find that odd but oh-so-right gift for the senior citz in the family and never been disappointed.

Spymaster / 3 Portman Square, W1 / Bond Street tube (very clever!)
James Bond wannabes will find everything they need for a good day's spying at Spymaster, which specialises in communication and surveillance products. Everything from covert cameras and phone bugging to a fully armoured car can be ordered from here.

The Tintin Shop / 34 Floral Street, WC2 / Covent Garden tube
The Tintin Shop in Covent Garden is entirely devoted to the famous Belgian cartoon character.

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unusual : sports

Trots, trunks and toilets - alternative sporting ways to spend your free time.

If you don’t fancy joining the hoards at Stamford Bridge or Highbury the good news is that London has loads to offer, especially for those sports and pastimes that aren't ...well ...going to feature too heavily on Grandstand.

Fancy a bit of sword fighting? Who wouldn't to get out the tension of working in an office full of local authority dullards? Kendo literally translates as “way of the sword”, though those with a fond memory of Saturday afternoon wrestling on World of Sport will naturally think of Kendo Nagasaki in his trunks. Rather than being a martial art encapsulating feudal Japan, modern Kendo is (according to the website of Hizen Dojo) “a new sport-like physical training system which encompasses aspects of the national Japanese spiritual tradition”. There are several clubs in London, with one of the oldest, Mumeshi, being based over at Cranford and the Nenriki club being based at Geoffrey Chaucer school near Elephant and Castle. Visit the Mumeshi website www.fxs.co.uk/kendo or the Nenriki website www.kendo.co.uk/kendo/home2.html.

Still thinking of men in trunks, the Seven Islands Leisure Centre in Rotherhithe offers the chance to grapple without the usual alcohol. Rather than what Mr Nagasaki got up to, this is proper Olympic-style wrestling. You can either learn basic grappling, or get advice on stand-up striking or cage fighting (gosh) from a former British heavyweight champion. Sessions cost £7 a time, and are held in the afternoons and evenings every weekday bar Monday.
Call 07930 208058 for more information.

Urban pot-holing isn't a study of bad highways management but in fact exploring ...er... elaborate drainage systems. There are suitable sites within 50 miles on London at places such as Slough and Hitchin (though apparently the best places to go are the continent where £625 will get you through 130 miles of sewers in Le Harve, Rouen and Dieppe, some of which are only 18” in diameter). If you're into finding out what lies beneath the streets of London, then the book Secret London by Andrew Duncan is a must.

For speed-freaks, you could go and see some motorcycle drag-racing held at London City Airport (well they had some last year... unless there was some nasty Honda vs Sesner incident, I assume it's being repeated). The British Drag-Racing Association is of course based in London, though the venues that they organise events at are at Long Marston, Santa Pod near Wellingborough and ...er... the York Raceway near Pocklington. OK so 2 out of the 3 can be reached easily from London's mainline stations. Of course you may wish to drive, and the minimum requirements for entry are that you must have a crash helmet, and MSA licence and... any roadworthy car! I'm going to tie a parachute to the back of my company Micra and speed up to the Shakespeare County Raceway immediately. Visit www.ukmotorsport.com/starting/drag.html.

Onto the clip clop of hooves, the smell of hay and the...er...erotic qualities of riding boots. And where can we find these in abundance in London? Right under the Westway of course! The Westway stables have up to 20 ponies and horses (though on a recent walk around North Kensington I only saw a couple trotting about... that said the weather was more conducive to staying inside and polishing one's brasses). There's a large sanded area for flatwork and jumping, and of course there are trips over Wormwood Scrubs. You need to have a few readies, as a course of 10 hour long lessons costs £400... never mind a pony, that's nearly a monkey! For more information check their website www.westwaystables.co.uk.

And finally for trot(sky)ing of a different sort, try the Socialist walking and climbing club Red Rope. They have activities most Sunday's around London, and often further a(left)field. Visit http://redrope.gn.apc.org/join/default.shtm or mail london@redrope.org.uk.

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unusual : swimming

Every-one knows there are lots of leisure centres and gyms in the gleaming capital; you don't need to walk for more than half a mile to find a Fitness First in the City. But they can all be very expensive, and a bit of a let down after the first burst of enthusiasm.

So in order to get your spirits up, and help you prepare for looking good on your summer holidays, londonlostandfound.com has come up with an alternative guide to London's gyms. We have chosen our favourite five public swimming pools in London. They're cute, scenic or just plain weird, but they're all guaranteed to get you into shape with a smile on your face.

Pools in the Park, Old Deer Park, Twickenham Road, Richmond, TW9 / Richmond tube
The first of our recommended swims comes from the lovely leafy Richmond. The pool has glass windows on three sides, which look out to the beautiful surrounding deer park, and if you go in the evening the pool is filled with a bright, dusky light. There's also an outdoor pool for the hardy swimmer, and it's very cheap to get in.

Hampstead Swimming Ponds, Hampstead Heath, NW3 / Hampstead tube
No self-respecting swimming listings would be complete without a mention of London's favourite outdoor bathing spot. There are three swimming ponds on Hampstead Heath: boys, girls and mixed. The single sex ponds have a bit of a reputation as a posing / meeting place, as well as attracting hard-core winter sport fanatics. There have been recent threats to close the ponds due to budget problems, so it might be worth having a dip before it's too late.

The Serpentine, Tooting Bec, Charlton and Brockwell Lidos / Hyde Park Corner tube, Tooting Bec tube, Charlton train station and Herne Hill train station respectively
There are not many more surreal things in London than sitting by the pool amongst hundreds of families and girls in bikinis pretending to be in the Mediterranean. If you can live without the sand and surfing, and put up with the dubious levels of hygiene, then it's a Sunday afternoon well spent.

Oasis Sports Centre, 32 Endell Street, WC2 / Tottenham Court Road tube
If the idea of getting into a freezing cold swimming pool seems like a bit much, why not take a dip in this heated outdoor pool? The pool is located in the middle of the west end, amongst several high rise blocks of flats, as if placed there by accident. Entry is very cheap, and there's a real romance to weaving your way through the clouds of billowing steam on a cold day.

Aquarium, 256 Old Street, EC1 / Old Street tube
And if all that sounds like too much hard work, and you prefer to have a little more pleasure with your leisure, then Aquarium is for you. The swimming pool is located at the very heart of London's hedonistic capital, Old Street, in a night club. Yes, that's right, you can dance the night away and then cool off (or get a bit steamy) in the swimming pool and jacuzzi. Watch out though, you probably won't get many lengths swum, what with all the drinking, dancing and bikini watching.

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unusual : theatre

Fringe theatre in London certainly satisfies the criteria of offering exciting and challenging drama in small, local and largely unheralded venues. And given how cautious the West End is, with one or two exceptions, fringe theatre has a big role to play in promoting new writing and emerging theatrical talent. So why not visit one of the following?

EAST

Arcola Theatre
27 Arcola Street, E8 / Dalston Kingsland train station / 020 7503 1645

Bridewell Theatre
Bride Lane, off Fleet Street, EC4 / Blackfriars tube / 020 7936 3456

Theatre Royal - Stratford East
Gerry Raffles Square, Stratford, E15 / Stratford tube / 020 8534 7374

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NORTH

Camden Centre
Bidborough Street, WC1 / King's Cross tube / 020 8894 4027

Camden People's Theatre
58-60 Hampstead Road, NW1 / Warren Street tube / 020 7916 5878

Hen and Chickens
109 St Paul’s Road / Highbury and Islington tube / 020 7704 2001

Lion and Unicorn Theatre
42 Gaisford Street, Kentish Town / Kentish Town tube / 020 7485 9897

Pleasance Theatre
Carpenter Mews, North Road, N7 / Finsbury Park tube / 020 7609 1800

Theatro Technis
26 Crowndale Road, NW1 / Mornington Crescent tube / 020 7387 6617

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SOUTH

Battersea Arts Centre Studio
176 Lavender Hill, SW11 / Clapham Junction train station / 020 7223 2223

Oval House Theatre
52-54 Kennington Oval, SE11 / Oval tube / 020 7582 7680

The Union Theatre
204 Union Street, SE1 / Southwark tube / 020 7261 9876

White Bear Theatre
138 Kennington Park Road, SE11 / Kennington / 020 7793 9193

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WEST

The Finborough
118 Finborough Road, SW10 / Earl's Court tube / 020 7373 3842

London Oratory Arts Centre
Seagrave Road, SW6 / Fulham Broadway tube / www.chelsea-players.org.uk.

Riverside Studios
Crisp Road, W6 / Hammersmith tube / 020 8237 1111

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unusual : tour

Without wishing to state the obvious, London has a lot of buildings. A city of 9 million should have. But amidst the tower blocks and decaying factories there are some architectural gems which can be experienced via the wonderful bus and train network.

An early morning start has to be Battersea Power Station. How close you can get depends on how secure the site it, but being able to look upwards at the huge towers should fill you with enough awe to do without the hard hat. The best way to reach the Power Station is via Battersea Park Station (or take the 344 from Vauxhall) and, avoiding the heart wrenching yelps from the dogs home, try and get as close as possible for that up-chimney view with your Canon Sureshot. It's good to see it now in all its disused glory before money is ploughed into the area and the building is turned into a giant hotel (see www.londonlostandfound.com/art/artfeatures5.htm).

From Battersea take the 344 back to Vauxhall then take the 77A over the river (shudder) towards Embankment. This brings us to the most expensive part of the day. Take the river cruise down to Greenwich; with a valid travel card you can get a third off. In 70 minutes you get to see all the river-side staple buildings, though keep a look out for the pillars of the old Chatham railway bridge in-between Blackfriars and Southwark Bridge. They had to take the top off 20 odd years ago as it would have collapsed into the Thames. I learned this and other gems from the Greenwich born-and-bred guide who gave an excellent tour, topped off with whining about the Mayor’s congestion charge.

At Greenwich get off the boat, go past the Cutty Sark and the wonderful dome of the Greenwich foot tunnel (I would recommend walking to Island Gardens and back but it’s a bit smelly), grab some pie and mash from Goddard’s pie house then march up Greenwich Park towards the Observatory. You will find a fantastic old building housing loads of clocks, or alternatively look out at the top and spot some other architectural landmarks. Two white towers on your left are the Pepys Estate; a third concrete coloured block is being converted into luxury apartments after a protracted eviction struggle leaving, at one point, a clown as the sole resident.

Run down the hill without stopping (you’ll find it difficult not to) and get the 199 towards Canada Water. Amidst the tower blocks of the Pepys you’ll see some little naval cottages. They are out of context in the area now, but are the last remnants of the navy from a time when South East London was the centre of the empire. Or something.

The 199 takes you back to Canada Water and, dare I say it, a gateway to North of the river.

Other variations would have to include the Horniman Museum, Eltham Palace, City Hall on the river and, of course, Vinopolis. It’s an old building yes, but it’s also a chance to get very squiffy amongst people pretending to be rich.

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unusual : the dogs

“Go on son!” Here I am bellowing at the top of my lungs at a greyhound bounding round a track, and I doubt any of my school mates would recognise me. I’m at Wimbledon dogs, mate. Nice one.

A trip to one of the four greyhound stadiums in London (Crayford, Romford, Walthamstow and Wimbledon) offers you the chance to lose your shirt (or perhaps a pair of socks – minimum stake is £1), win it again, shout a lot, get very excited in two minute bursts, marvel at the way the dogs chase the mechanical rabbit (I was new to the “dogs” experience and this fascinated me all evening), and drink ample amounts while doing it. It’s definitely most fun in a crowd. The best way to think of it is an alternative to a pub night, except there’s still a pub, and dogs running around in the background.

At Walthamstow in fact, indisputably the daddy of drinking at London dogs races, there are a massive seven bars on site, offering a truly epic experience. And every one of them is fun, particularly on a Saturday night, when they burst at the seams with excited punters.

Romford, Crayford and Wimbledon are also great fun, offering a very similar experience in terms of the races, with perhaps the degree of authenticity increasing, and the proportion of “tourists” from Islington (don’t you hate ‘em, I mean us?!) decreasing, the further away you get from central London. The atmosphere at all of them is great; everyone, whether enthusiasts or novices, is there for a fantastic night out, and invariably they get it; the combination of the excitement of the races, the atmosphere, and the convivial drinking environment is a winner (as the chap next to me in the bomber jacket commented).

In short, if you haven’t been, get yourself down the dogs!

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unusual : vintage

I'm sure that by now you have spotted that vintage clothes are London's hottest style, with celebs as fabulous as Kate Moss, Kylie and Stella McCartney showing us how to look glamorous without having to go to Gucci. There are plenty of ways to get hold of authentic clothes from bygone days, without having to resort to Top Shop's retro racks. So in order to help out our readers, I have selflessly taken a tour of London's vintage clothing shops and markets (such a hard life!), and come up with a short-list of my favourite five.

5 - Favourites from the fifties
Cenci / 4 Nettlefold Place, SE27 / West Norwood train station / 020 8766 8564
Hoards of young designers have set up shop and cut their teeth. If your are looking for twenties flapper dresses, woolen suits or frilly blouses, you should be in heaven in Cenci, which specialises in thirties, forties and fifties clothing. The shop has moved from its Covent Garden location to a large warehouse in Norwood, and is open to the public on Tuesdays and Wednesdays for your delight.

4 - Small but perfectly formed
Chi Chi Ra Ra / Junction of Uplands Road and Hindmands Road, SE22 / East Dulwich train station / 07714 961 027
This tiny shop has been running for seven years and if it weren't for the lovely handbags outside you could miss it. Although the space is small, there are plenty of goodies, including some fabulous coats and hats. A surprising find in the back streets of Dulwich. Open Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays 10am to 3pm, and 10am to 5pm on Saturdays.

3 - Old and beautiful
The Antique Clothing Shop / 282 Portobello Road, W10 / Notting Hill Gate tube / 020 8964 4830
Personally I think the abolishment of the bustle from a lady's wardrobe was a very good thing, but I realise that not everyone agrees. If you are looking for that perfect Victorian fancy dress outfit, or want to get in touch with your Edwardian alter ego, this establishment is perfect for you. The shop contains a unique collection of clothes and accessories from Victorian times to the sixties.

2 - Well heeled style
Portobello Road Market / Notting Hill Gate tube
This road has to be the ultimate in vintage chic, with a vast choice of clothing establishments along the length of the Portobello Road, and the cheap and cheerful market stalls under the Westway, for those who can't quite afford West London living. There is plenty to chose from, and it's a great place to spot fashionistas and celebs. The best day to go to the market is Saturday, as stalls are often closed in the week. And when you are tired of shopping there are lots of cafes serving all kinds of foods.

1 - Hands up for the hands down favourite
Stables Market / Chalk Farm Road / Camden tube
If you are looking for a vast collection of vintage clothing shops selling clothes from the forties to the nineties at great prices, there is only one place to go... Camden! Yes I know you all thought that Camden markets were about goths buying leather trousers and things with spikes on, but there just pop round the back and you'll find out more. You need to ensure that you turn into the markets on the left and not the right (coming from Camden tube) and you will enter that mix of gorgeousness and grunge that is vintage.

And if all of these seem like too far too travel you can often pick up some inspiring outfits at your local charity clothes shop. All you need is a little patience and a resistance to 70s nylon static.

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unusual : other adventures

Forget Spearmint Rhino, which is just a cynical cash cow. The best of the London strip bars is Browns, 1 Hackney Road, E2 (at the junction of Old Street and Kingsland Road). The girls can dance, and boy do they look good in a birthday suit… Get those pound coins ready.

Capoeira is a combination of sport, art, theatre, martial art, music, history, culture and ritual. It's a performance originating from Brazil, with African roots, developed during colonial times. It is not a widely known art form, but London being what it is, you can find places to go and watch this fantastic craft, or take lessons yourself. To learn about Capoeira lessons visit: London School of Capoeira, Units 1 - 2 Leeds Place, Tollington Park, N4 (020 7281 2020). A four week course costs £80.

Learn to fly! Why not take some flying lessons, try a parachute jump, or learn to paraglide. Into the Blue at Biggin Hill Airport - 01959 578 101 Or why not try a helicopter tour along the Thames - 020 8953 4411.

Torture Garden Fetish club nights at venues across London. Visit www.torturegarden.com for full club listings - but not if you are in the office, or there'll be trouble.

Wrestling! You know you've always wanted to don a big stringy vest and growl loudly. Lessons take place at Martial Arts Hall, City University Main Building, Northampton Square, EC1V. Phone 07941226318 for details

Or for a truly unique experience why not take a trip to Croydon, and visit the delights of the Fairfield Halls, the Clock tower and that ever so convincing New York-esque sky line. And it's all just twenty minutes on the train from Victoria. See you there. www.croydonweb.com.

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